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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I said
You: asl
You: not "asl"
You: n0b
Stranger: are you from the colonies?
You: colonies of what?
Stranger: US?
You: Nope not american
Stranger: Hmmm shame'
You: Why is that?
Stranger: thought you would be my colonial cousin
You: I'm Canadian ;d
Stranger: nice, hahaha. So a bit near than!
You: I live in nunavut
You: so I'm pretty far up
You: where you from?
You: britain?
Stranger: Yes, West London
You: Whats there to do in London?
You: I hear it rains like a bastard there
Stranger: hahah, not at the moment no. There's a lot to do here, you could spent a month holiday here, mate!
You: is that an invitation to your home?
Stranger: depends on what sex you are, hahah
You: thats sexist.
Stranger: is it? Than I live in a sexist country
You: fine, I'm a woman. xP
Stranger: haha cool. As you probably already supposed, I'm a bloke
You: I just dont have money to go to london right now, tickets are expensive
You: unless you want to buy me one.
Stranger: you'll have to save a bit more...
You: well you're no fun
Stranger: really?
You: I have only a couple more weeks before school.
Stranger: you dont even know what I look like!
You: I couldnt get the money until next year
You: Neither do you
Stranger: so, how do you look
You: let me get a picture on imageshack
Stranger: I'll first describe meself: 6'1", 11.5 stone and blond hair green eyes
You: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9426 ... 992814.jpg
Stranger: nice picture! Sorry, I am not on imageshack. How old are you btw? I'm 27
You: 20
Stranger: so, still studiying?
You: yes
Stranger: which study? I got a degree in economics
You: Im an arts student
Stranger: nice, any particular interest?
You: I like to work with my hands.
You: mostly working with earthenware
Stranger: nice, just been to a nice museum last Saturday. Not earthenware, but a lot of modern art. Quite impressing.
You: I'm more into the greek style sculptures, mostly marble but I'm not really willing to pay for blocks of marble quite yet..
Stranger: I can imagine that, pretty expensive, I suppose
You: Yeah, its really just the style I like though
You: really buff men, with tiny packages.
You: it sounds appropriate for modern gyms.
Stranger: hahah indeed! I'm well built if you wanna know
You: :O
You: pictures.
You: now
Stranger: haha cool bit difficult, going out with a girl at the moment. She would kill me, haha
You: why? I'm all the way in canada.
You: Its not like I could do anything
Stranger: I know, but I once exchanged msn with a girl I met online, and got into a bit of a row...
Stranger: you sound nice enought, though!
You: :3
You: so is that a yes?
Stranger: don't tempt me, you good looking Canadian girl
You: but I want to
You: show me your abs bb
Stranger: ok, this is me
Stranger: http://image34.webshots.com/35/3/76/34/ ... Soe_fs.jpg
You: didnt you say green eyes?
Stranger: yeah green/blue ish
You: your dark haired friend has greenish eyes
You: yours are pure blue
You: but you're still really cute though.
Stranger: ah cheers. Might be the light in the club, haha
You: oh mabye
You: except, being someone whos done a lot of photography in her time
You: I can tell you there was a flash from the camera that took this
You: so the lighting of the club would have no affect what so ever.
Stranger: hhmm, really studied it, right
?
You: no just a hobbiest
You: I also took a class on the psychology of pedophiles
You: and you sir seem to be.. meeting a few of these lines
Stranger: hahhah, are you sure? That's a pretty sad comment
You: Well, you're lieing about your eye colour which means that photo isnt really of you
You: and that guy isnt blonde
You: he has highlights
You: next time you google party photos, pick one that matches your description
You: A+ for effort though
Stranger: hmmm right. Shame about the reaction about pedophiles though.
You: Well the thing is, thats a photo of my younger sister.
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: I'm a 22 year old male.
You: the idea that you are attracted to a 14 year old
You: could really toss you into the slammer.
Stranger: so, you didn't do a good effort searching your photo then?
You: I didnt give you a description did I?
Stranger: nope, but the girl in the photo isn't exactly 14 years of age, or is she?
You: shes -almost- 14
You: her birthdays in two weeks
You: as of right now shes half your age you sick son of a bitch
Stranger: I don't believe a word, to be honest. Right?
You: I know, you're just suffering from what we in the business call
You: "Mental Shock"
You: when you come to a realization you could be in trouble, you back pedal and try to ignore everything that is not familiar to you
Stranger: hhmmm right. Don't you think you need help yourself?
You: I work for dateline.
You: Tell you what, since I'm actually off hours and doing this for my own amusement
You: I'll let you go
Stranger: So that means supposing you're a Canadian girl wanting to come over to another country? And posting pictures of your little sister??? You're lucky there's no English law down there anymoren haha
You: Of course not, you'd probably make us eat our own penis's or some such for parking a horse infront of city hall.
You: Fucked up europeans.
Stranger: it's not exactly Europe, should pay attention in school, mate. But hey, shame how this chat turned into slagging.
You: Britain is part of Europe.
You: Continents are divided by continental plates.
Stranger: Yeah and Canada is a state of the US
Stranger: if you really are from Canada
Stranger: my cousin from the Dominions
You: North american plates cover Mexico, Canada, and the Usa.
You: also cuba mabye, I'm not sure
Stranger: yeah whatever. Hey, surprisingly, I've gotta go!
You: the european plate covers all of europe including england and ireland
Stranger: take care trying to score another bloke from "Europe"
You: denmark ect
You: take care thinking you're not from europe
You: go back to school pedo
Stranger: shame you said that
Stranger: such a shame
You: Why do you say that?
Stranger: just the confirmation we should not have allowed you indepence
You: Should I really go back on the history lessons?
You: You guys bitched out.
You: The states rebelled, and thats why Canada is free
You: Fear.
You: You cowards couldnt hold your posts from Farmers and Fishermen
Stranger: you know, who's sicker here, me with a girlfriend talking to a Canadian 'girl' , or you supposing you're a girl?
You: You thinking a 13 year old girl is 20.
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